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Jul. 22nd, 2009

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Jul. 17th, 2007

Yes

Man: "Want to Dance?"
Woman: "No, thank you."
Man: "Don't thank me, thank God somebody asked you."

Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.
Man: I guess you're pretty good at pleasing yourself then.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: Here's a donation to restore the exterior.